Thanksgiving Sayings

Fortune cookie sayings. I am making fortune cookies for Thanksgiving this year. I will be giving each guest o? I will give one to each guest. Does anyone have suggestions on the fortune sayings?

do you know any sayings I could put in fortune cookies this Thanksgiving?

Vegetarian who eats turkey at Thanksgiving and Christmas? I'm a vegitarian and recently my friend decided to try it as well but she says that she'll be vegitarian every day of the year except Thanksgiving and Christmas because she doesnt want to give up turkey at special times, sayings its part of the tradition and theres family there, expected to eat etc, she says that being a meat eater two days a year is better than 365 days. Whats your thoughts on it?

What are the funniest sayings you've seen on a onesie? These are the funniest I've seen: -All this yummy food and all I get is this slop? (Thanksgiving theme) -Nothings wrong, just testing you -I only cry when ugly people hold me - FBI (Fat - Bald - Innocent) -Boobies make me smile -Poop happens -Milk junkie -I drink until I pass out -<----Food In, Food Out ----> -Sir Poopsalot

Thanksgiving family stories for school? For language arts, we're supposed to get the following things: Funny fam stories Unique food we ate A family airlume Fam sayings I have none of tjese things so can some1 make them up for me?

When should you put your christmas tree up and take it down? I think you can put up your christmas tree when you feel free to. Every one has traditions differently. You should not go by stupid sayings and things you here. My family has always put the tree up before thanksgiving and taken it down after the new year.

Need tips for Thanksgiving...ideas to make it special/meaningful/memorable? Do you have other ideas to make things special before we all start eating? In addition to adults, there will be: ~6 big boys – 12-17 y/o ~2 girls – 5 & 7 ~2+ little ones In the past, kids have read out of a book of sayings and prayers...looking for additional ideas/suggestion. Tx-in-advance.

Funny Sayings Hilarious!!? In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. You can't have everything, where would you put it? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others. Strangers have the best candy. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. My husband and I divorced over religious reasons. He thought he was G-d and I didn't! Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met! Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back! If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either. When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Never drink water - if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train! I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done. DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription. G-d, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free! Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car - the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window! Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard. Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with. Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it. ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait. I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less. He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers--Joseph Blosephina I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn´t explain away afterwards. It´s funny- the ppl. who want quiet are always the loudest getting everyone else to shut up. Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Whoever said money can´t buy happiness doesn´t know where to shop. The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.* Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.* If it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight.* Anyone who wants the presidency enough that he will spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.* Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.*

greeting cards for hospice patients? I am volunteering at a hospice making greeting cards for patients and I need some ideas of what to write inside. So far, I have things like: warm thoughts are with you sending a smile your way, thinking of you, wishing you a good day, sending you a smile, sending you sunshine, etc. I need more sayings for these "thinking of you" cards. Also, any ideas for holiday cards are appreciated, too! Halloween, Thanksgiving, etc. Cards for the Holiday Season, like Christmas time, are a bit difficult because they can't be geared towards a certain religion, so please help! I appreciate it!

help me compile generic holiday greetings? I'm need help compiling generic greetings, saying, and quotes to make cards for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Valentines day. I especially need more nuetral sayings for Chirstmas so I don't offend anyone for this particular event at a hospital. ( Ha Ha like I care about the "happy holiday" thing. Glory to the new-born King, kids!). I'm also looking for cute or funny things to put in the Thanksgiving Cards. The Valentine's day cards don't need to be personal just give the idea: "hey i'm thinking of you" so the person will feel alright. I need quite a few; probably 20 for each holiday. I will give the Best Answer to whoever suggest the most unique and best quality sayings. Thank you and please post quickly.

Do you believe theres a god? Let us first begin by admitting that we are not gods nor do we possess all knowledge. It is also necessary to remove from our minds and hearts any prejudices and prior notions of how everything came into being and how it is being sustained and perpetuated. This is the critical first step to gaining any true knowledge and establishing facts based on proof. Ask anyone the question: "Do you believe in God?" and you are sure to receive a variety of answers. The question should be "What do you believe about God?" Think about this: •If there is a creation, there must be a Creator. •If there is a Creator, He must be the Sustainer •The Creator Cannot Create Himself •If He is the sole Creator/Sustainer -- He must be ONE God must be one.Otherwise we would see great differences and competition between the gods if there were one -- Alone. Do we agree that this is a creation? Or do we accept that nothing came out of nothing to form this entire universe? This is a very clear message from Allah, in the Quran. Something does not come out of nothing. So, there must be something in existence already which created all that we know to exist. And that "something" needs to be called upon in times of need and thanksgiving. As Allah has said in His Book: "I only created you all to worship Me Alone." He also says that we are all being tested by Him with regard to our wealth, families, children and social status. Scientists’ Comments on Scientific Miracles in the Quran: The following are some comments of scientists1 on the scientific miracles in the Holy Quran. All of these comments have been taken from the videotape entitled This is the Truth. 1) Dr. T. V. N. Persaud is Professor of Anatomy, Professor of Pediatrics and Child Health, and Professor of Obstetrics, Gynecology, and Reproductive Sciences at the University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. There, he was the Chairman of the Department of Anatomy for 16 years. He is well-known in his field. He is the author or editor of 22 textbooks and has published over 181 scientific papers. In 1991, he received the most distinguished award presented in the field of anatomy in Canada, the J.C.B. Grant Award from the Canadian Association of Anatomists. When he was asked about the scientific miracles in the Quran which he has researched, he stated the following: “The way it was explained to me is that Muhammad was a very ordinary man. He could not read, didn’t know [how] to write. In fact, he was an illiterate. And we’re talking about twelve [actually about fourteen] hundred years ago. You have someone illiterate making profound pronouncements and statements and that are amazingly accurate about scientific nature. And I personally can’t see how this could be a mere chance. There are too many accuracies and, like Dr. Moore, I have no difficulty in my mind that this is a divine inspiration or revelation which led him to these statements.” Professor Persaud has included some Quranic verses and sayings of the Prophet Muhammad in some of his books. He has also presented these verses and sayings of the Prophet Muhammad at several conferences. 2) Dr. Joe Leigh Simpson is the Chairman of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, Professor of Obstetrics and Gynecology, and Professor of Molecular and Human Genetics at the Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, Texas, USA. Formerly, he was Professor of Ob-Gyn and the Chairman of the Department of Ob-Gyn at the University of Tennessee, Memphis, Tennessee, USA. He was also the President of the American Fertility Society. He has received many awards, including the Association of Professors of Obstetrics and Gynecology Public Recognition Award in 1992. Professor Simpson studied the following two sayings of the Prophet Muhammad : {In every one of you, all components of your creation are collected together in your mother’s womb by forty days...} {If forty-two nights have passed over the embryo, God sends an angel to it, who shapes it and creates its hearing, vision, skin, flesh, and bones....} He studied these two sayings of the Prophet Muhammad extensively, noting that the first forty days constitute a clearly distinguishable stage of embryo-genesis. He was particularly impressed by the absolute precision and accuracy of those sayings of the Prophet Muhammad . Then, during one conference, he gave the following opinion: “So that the two hadeeths (the sayings of the Prophet Muhammad ) that have been noted provide us with a specific time table for the main embryological development before forty days.Again, the point has been made, I think, repeatedly by other speakers this morning: these hadeeths could not have been obtained on the basis of the scientific knowledge that was available [at] the time of their writing . . . . It follows, I think, that not only there is no conflict between genetics and religion but, in fact, religion can guide science by adding rev

What happened? Does he still want to be with me? I am totally lost and confused. My ex and I were together for about 6 months. We clicked, our personalities were just undescribable. We talked, text, email, everyday his friends knew he was in love and his mother was already having talks with me about what type of grandmother she would be to our children. It was like he and I had been bestfriends forever, we had our own little sayings that noone else knew, we joked and played with one another. The chemistry was just off the charts. We were not perfect he had our disagreements and we did argue sometimes but at the end of the day we still loved one another. Last month, I received some information that lead me to believe that he had cheated. (I still believe that this was true) I broke up with him and stopped communicating with him. I spoke with his mother on Thanksgiving and I realized that she was not aware that we had broke up. The same day he contacted me with a text saying Happy Thanksgiving and asked could he come by for dinner. I responded by wishing him a Happy Thanksgiving and left it at that. He then called and asked could he come by so that we could talk. I agreed and he did. He said that he wanted us to be together and that he wanted us to move forward. But at that time I was still pissed and was not trying to hear that, I wanted an apology which he did not give. The next weekend I invited his mother to a church function with me and my mother, because I am a private person I introduced her as my friend's mother. We still had not reconcile we had only been sending some text messages every now and again. But after a week I decided that I would see if we could work things out, so I contacted him and met up with him. I asked him does he want to be in this relationship, he said that he didn't do anything wrong and that I broke up with him and I could not take it back. (Allow me to remind you that we are adults I am 27 and he is 34) I was taken back by this response, he had just came to my house to reconcile with me and now he was saying that I could not take back what I had said. He then mentioned that I knew that his mother did not know we were broken up and that I took her to my church function and introduced her as my friend's mother and that she had asked him what was going on with us and he did not want to explain that to her, he said no one knew that we had broken up not even his friends or the rest of his family. I explained my reasoning and he just didn't say anything else. Also he said that I am a good woman and that I didn't want want to be with him. He told me that he could not give me answer now and I decided to leave. He has sent me joking text messages and has asked my advise about some college choices but other than that I have not heard anything else from him since I saw him. I love this man, through all of this I sincerely love him, and he broke my heart with his response. Does he still love me? Why did he flip the script like that? & Does he still want to be with me? I just want to make sure everyone one is clear... I am not assuming anything... I did not receive my information from a friend another woman etc. Let's just say, the truth always come to the light and my information came not through gossip but facts.

Rules for the Non Military? if you like this a simple HOOAH!!! will suffice, or the service branch equivilent, we all have our little sayings. if you dont like it, then let the hate email begin. just click on my name and let me have it. Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their a$$. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their a$$. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their a$$. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your a$$ kicked. 5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an a$$-kicking (children are exempt). 6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their a$$. 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your d-a-m-n feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe a$$-kicking. 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid question repeatedly, you will get your a$$ kicked! 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your a$$! 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies! And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone calling those d-a-m-n psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their a$$! 11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your a$$ kicked. 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's a$$ kicked. It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag. (Please pass this on so I won't have to kick your a$$!) If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran

Christians, do you know of a friend who was healed of...? something drastic? I have a friend who was healed of disintegrated discs like I have now. She called the 700 club for prayer and was healed instantly and no reoccurence of the disease. I have seen his ways, but I will heal him; I will lead him and restore comfort to him and to his mourners. Creating the praise of the lips. Peace, peace to him who is far and to him who is near, Say the Lord, and I will heal him. Isaiah 57:18-19 For the Lord God helps Me, Therfore, I am not disgraced; Therefore, I have set My face like flint, And I know that I shall not be ashamed. Isaiah 50:7 Instead of your shame you will have a double portion, And instead of humilitation they will shout for joy over their portion. Therefore they will possess a double portion in their land, Everlasing joy will be theirs. Isa. 61:7 For the eyes of the Lord move to and fro throughout the earth that He may strongly support those whose heart is completely His. 2 Chronicles 16:9a Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He will make your paths straight. Do not be wise in your own eyes; Fear the Lord and turn away from evil. It will be healing to your body, And refreshment to your bones. Honor the Lord from your wealth, And from the first of all your produce; So your barns will be filled with plenty, And your vats will overflow with new wine. My son, do not reject the discipline of the Lord; Or loathe His reproof. For whom the Lord loves He reproves, Even as a father, the son in whom he delights. Proverbs 3:5-12 My son, give attention to my words; Incline your ear to my sayings. Don't let them depart from your sight; Keep them in the midst of your heart. Fro they are life to those who find them, And health to all their whole body. Proverbs 4:20-22 I wait for the Lord, my soul does wait, And in His word do I hope. My soul waits for the Lord More than the watchmen for the morning; Indeed, more than the watchmen for the morning. O Israel, hope in the Lord; For with the Lord thre is lovingkindness, And with Him is abundant redemption. And He will redeem Israel from all his iniquities. Psalms 130:5-8 For Thou hast rescued my soul from death, My eyes from tears, My feet from stumbling. I shall walk before the Lord In the land of the living. Psalm 116:8-9 Fools, because of their rebellious way, And because of their iniquities, were afflicted. Their soul abhorred all kinds of food; And they drew near to the gates of death. Then they cried out to the Lord in their trouble; He saved them out of their distresses. He sent His word and healed them, And delivered them from their destructions Let them give thanks to the Lord for His lovingkindness, And for His wonders to the sons of men! Let them also offer sacrifices of thanksgiving, And tell of His works with joyful singing. Psalm 107:17-22

LDS Missionary Question? Okay, so I have a few questions about things to write and give missionaries. But if ya think of something I don't ask, please share. So My brother is serving in London, and has been out since May. And I have a friend in Washington, and he has six months left. He and I started writing each other about six months after he left (so a year now). When I write them, I have a hard time finding things to talk about. I know ot talk about things around here, home, school, family, that kinda thing. And I know I could probably tlak about anything and they would just be happy to get a letter, but I just cant think of anythign to ask, or talk about to make the letters longer, or more interesting, or anything. So I was just wondering what I could ask them or mention/talk about, etc. (again one's in London, the other in Washington) Then another question I had was what are fun things to do for them, or get them for christmas or other holidays (halloween, thanksgiving, new years, etc.) I heard this thing about how you send them a little tree with decorations for it and that, which I thought was kinda cute, but I was thinkin that maybe my friend in washington would have his parents doing something like that. Do you think they are or is that a good thing to do? We kinda became friends by writing, but like we met in high school, i was a soph. he was a Sen. So like I dont want anythign to cute-sie or bigtime, like something his mom or family would do for him. I've heard ties are good, but is there anythign else? And is there anything that I could send as a package that is a just for fun thing? I was thinking about sending some hot chocolate packets, but if I do I want to send a quote/saying with it. (like may your christmas be merry and 'sprite') (But not for christmas.) Do any of you have ideas for that. A lot of people I've talked to say that they liked getting Root Beer extract. Do they just make root beer or soemthing? Like would that be a good thing to get my brother in London? OR do they have root beer there? If any of you have been to London or Washington (or any where in the states) what are things you liked getting or whatever? Anyway, I guess I cant type everythign I wanna ask, so I hope this wasnt too confusing. Thanks for your help. If you have any fun quotes, sayings, jokes, thoughts, stories, that kinda thing, I'd like to get some of that too. Thanks for your help. Oh and if you dont have time to answer right now, or if you think of something later and could email it to me, please do. Keepon_keepinon4@yahoo.com thanks again!!!