Thanksgiving Sayings

What are the funniest sayings you've seen on a onesie?

These are the funniest I've seen: -All this yummy food and all I get is this slop? (Thanksgiving theme) -Nothings wrong, just testing you -I only cry when ugly people hold me - FBI (Fat - Bald - Innocent) -Boobies make me smile -Poop happens -Milk junkie -I drink until I pass out -<----Food In, Food Out ----> -Sir Poopsalot

Public Comments

1. Those are great. I haven't herd of any but i sure got a laugh.
2. My daughter has one tat says "I'm not a boy". I also saw one awhile back with a baby with a funny looking strand of hair and it said"Daddy did my hair".
3. Does this diaper make my butt look fat? What part of princess don't you understand? I don't own them, just saw them and thought they were funny.
4. Spit happens, does this onsie make my butt look big, chunky thighs are sexy, idk theres alllot!
5. There was one that was like I'm hungry stick around for the show or something like that.
6. 'I met my Daddy on Maury' http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13254/14_2008/onesie.jpg I guess they hand them out at the Paternity Test shows. Or .. "POOPS! I did it again" .. spoof of Britney Spears song =] "Shhh, I'm downloading .." http://www.stevenweiler.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/geekgracie020307.jpg [I really liked this one! but you can only buy it online.]
7. "Are you SURE these are my relatives?" My son had that one...he wore it a lot!!!
8. recently evicted
9. automatic sprinkler for a boy- party at my crib my diapers better than yours my milkshake is better than your
10. These are great. I also loved: Photo with baby 50 cents.
11. My son has one that says, "Free gas, inquire in rear."
12. My daughter has a sleeper that says Eat sleep Repeat
13. Ummm let me think..lol... Boob guy Who needs Santa, I have grandparents!! Tax Deduction Spit happens Does this Diaper make my butt look big?? Daddy fixed my hair Party at my crib 2 a.m. B.Y.O.B ( bring your own bottle)
14. well, inappropriate, but funny ones i've seen: -screw milk, show me the whisky t!ts -i survived roe vs. wade (my friend is giving my baby this one)
15. Does this diaper make my butt look big?
16. "elmo is my homeboy" i also saw some funny azz ones at hustler hollywood, (believe it or not) LOL....
17. this is my new favorite one that I am getting my son..... "FUTURE DOCTOR.. SEEKS PRETTY GIRL WITH WEALTHY FATHER. MUST ENJOY MASHED BANANAS, TRUCKS, AND PLAYING BALL." There are SO many on this site.....this one is printed like a classified! We already have: "I'm milking her for all she's worth" "I'm Cute, My mom is cute and my dad is lucky!" "My uncles are single" "Lock up your daughters" "I cry when ugly people hold me" "Plays well with udders" - Cows "Peep a moo" - Cows I love funny ones......... eta: I forgot we have this one too "Of course I'm cute, look how hot my daddy is" and "I'm teething....come here so I can bite you"
18. My son get one with the picture of uncle sam pointing and saying "i want you.... to change my diaper!)
19. "I pulled an all-nighter!"
20. my nephew had one that said, "i still live with my parents"
21. I got my son one that says "Captain Adorable" and it looks like it has a utility belt and star on its chest! So cute! I have another that has a jolly roger (skull and cross bones) that says "Surrender the Boobies!" I've seen one that has a Ford or Chevy Logo on the front with little cars all around and on the back where the butt goes it says "Exhaust." I love funny baby clothes!
22. "Free gas in rear ---------->
23. My daughter has one that says Party at my crib, 2 AM.
24. This was on a t-shirt from Walgreens with a picture of a skunk: Don't look at me; that smell is coming from Daddy! Another one said "I don't have an off button". Another one said "I only cry when ugly people hold me". "What part of Princess didn't you understand?" "Party in my crib at 2am- BYOB (bring your own bottle) Instructions Not Included Cry baby Don't laugh; Daddy Dressed Me You can call me Princess
25. I just bought one that says "If you think I'm a b**** you should meet my mom"...but that's only good if you have my sense of humor. Also have one that says "proof that nerds get laid"...since my hubby's a computer nerd. lol
26. One of my best friends got me a custom made onesie for Olivia....It has Princess Peach on it from Super Mario Brothers and above her it says "the inner me" LOL.
27. don't laugh my daddy dressed me someday i'll demand a pony treat me like i'm the queen
28. My daughter has I am NOT a boy My dad and i think mummy is a babe My daddy can kick your daddy's butt Daddy drinks cos i cry Does my bum look big in this nappy Its hard work being this cute Daycare Diva This is what gorgeous looks like Daddy's angel mummy's terror....and lots more but they are my favs....
29. HELP! Mommy's having a bad day! Please call 1800 GRANDMA!